

A con artist and a midget dressed as her infant son, are unmasked aboard a ship by a steward.

Stan Laurel
Chester Chaste, cabdriver
Lead
Oliver Hardy
Purser Cryder

Anita Garvin
Madame Ritz
Gustav Schaffrath
Roger, the 'Baby'

Tiny Sandford
Man in robe (uncredited)

Lupe Vélez
Baroness Behr (uncredited)

May Wallace
Society lady (uncredited)
Charley Young
Man boarding boat (uncredited)
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Hal Roach's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
“Every frame feels alive. Sailors, Beware! is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”