

“No shame. No mercy. No brains.”
In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Hagitha Utslay
Lead
Tom Arnold
Doughy

Coolio
Principal

Majandra Delfino
Martina

Julie Benz
Barbara

Danny Strong
Boner

Simon Rex
Slab

Harley Cross
Dawson
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. John Blanchard's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
“Every frame feels alive. Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”