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67% Critic Match
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
“IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.”
6.7 / 10• 2008• 10m•NR• English
ComedyHorror
Storyline
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Cast & Crew
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Lead
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
What People Are Saying
4.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Richard Gale's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”
