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A Pyromaniac's Love Story
“Warning: This is only a love story. Do not try this at home.”
5.3 / 10• 1995• 1h 34m•PG• English
ComedyDramaRomance
Storyline
A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting
Cast & Crew

William Baldwin
Garet
Lead
John Leguizamo
Sergio

Erika Eleniak
Stephanie Potts

Michael Lerner
Perry

Armin Mueller-Stahl
Mr. Linzer

Joan Plowright
Mrs. Linzer

Mike Starr
Sgt. Zikowski

Julio Oscar Mechoso
Jerry
What People Are Saying
3.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Joshua Brand's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. A Pyromaniac's Love Story is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”










