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Tony's* Cousin
“It was fun while it lasted.”
0.0 / 10• 2026• 16m•NR• English
CrimeDrama
Storyline
A down-on-his-luck sponge salesman on the verge of suicide happens to meet Sally Three Stacks Jr, the heir of the most powerful crime family in town. When Sally mistakes the sponge salesman for an associate named Tony's Cousin, the sponge salesman decides not to correct him and leave his old identity behind to join the crime family as Tony's Cousin.
Cast & Crew
SR
Samuel Raspa
Tony's Cousin
LeadJ
Jesvs
Sally Three Stacks
VB
Valentin Badea
Dragomir "Drago" Dragovich
SB
Shona Buschlen
Toni
What People Are Saying
0.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Nico Cariati's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. Tony's* Cousin is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”
