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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
6.3 / 10• 2008• 1h 40m•PG-13• English
Comedy
Storyline
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Cast & Crew
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Lead
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
What People Are Saying
4.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Steve Miner's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”
