

“WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.”
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Lead
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton

Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Trace Adkins
Angel of Death

Robert Davi
Aziz

Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed

Travis Schuldt
Josh

Jon Voight
President George Washington
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. David Zucker's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
“Every frame feels alive. An American Carol is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”