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Porch Pirates
“The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.”
3.0 / 10• 2024• 1h 47m•NR• English
ComedyFamilyCrime
Storyline
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
Cast & Crew
Jay Dee Walters
Jack Tyler
LeadRT
Ryan T. Johnson
Sticky/Kenny Rogers
Candace Kirkpatrick
Maria Tyler
Eric Hanson
Fast Eddie
PM
Phil Mendoza
Marcos Fernandez
Bill Jenkins
Mayor Jim
David D. Ford
David
Natalie Jones
Charley
What People Are Saying
2.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Jeff Hamm's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. Porch Pirates is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”
