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53% Critic Match
Don't Go Near the Water
“THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!”
5.3 / 10• 1957• 1h 47m•NR• English
ComedyAdventureRomanceWar
Storyline
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Cast & Crew
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Lead
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
What People Are Saying
3.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Charles Walters's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. Don't Go Near the Water is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”
