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The VelociPastor 2
“THE 1,000 VIRGIN SACRIFICE IS NEARLY COMPLETE... AND YOU COULD BE NEXT!”
0.0 / 10• 2026•NR• English
ComedyHorrorActionAdventure
Storyline
The perfect movie DOES exist! Doug and Carol travel to the port city of Milan, where they have to solve a series of murders committed by a masked slasher at an Italian Fertility Festival. And Soviet Spies. INTERPOL’s there, too.
Cast & Crew
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Lead
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Frankie Kevich
Lena
John DiMino
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Sajda Waite
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Jon Collin Barclay
Tomcat 1
Lily Talevski
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Shahaub Roudbari
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What People Are Saying
0.0
“A staggering achievement of craft and ambition. Jesse Gouldsbury's vision lands with breathtaking precision.”
3.0
“Every frame feels alive. The VelociPastor 2 is the rare release that takes its audience seriously.”
